Smashley.

indie-love-scene:

ohmyprettydarling:

am I the only one that thinks “I love you.” & “I’m in love with you.” are two totally different things

"I love you" means your heart has made a connection with that person.

"I’m IN love with you" means your heart is invested in them.

no one ever understands when I say this

(Source: isaiahdior, via ladyintheoutfield)

oxlilliumxo:

This is parked in front of my office. Scooby Doo is in the passenger seat. The driver went into the marijuana clinic next door.

oxlilliumxo:

This is parked in front of my office. Scooby Doo is in the passenger seat. The driver went into the marijuana clinic next door.

(via doctrspaceman)

undeadskumfukdroach:

nightvaleian-sweatervests:

kisslng:

a-study-in-butts:

kisslng:

girls think about sex just as much as boys do and that is a fact bye

there was a study and apparently girls actually think about it more

that’s probably true because we can think about it whenever we want without our genitals making a guest appearance

guest appearance

image

And I am done LOL

(Source: kisslng, via henriksaves)

terezi-owns2:

THE LITTLE KID NEXT DOOR JSUT OPENED HIS WINDOW AND YELLED “WHAT IS 27 PLUS 4” AND I YELLED “IT’S 31” AND HE SAID “THANK YOU GOD LADY” IM LAUGIHNG

(Source: terezisprite2, via patrickdempseys)

Elsa has sex for the first time

foreverfrozenhearted:

rainbowpie24:

frozentimelordhearts:

a-elsanna:

dengarde:

I was collecting the voice files from Disney Infinity when I noticed that Elsa’s are arranged and performed in a rather…amusing way.

Performed by Idina Menzel herself

OHMYGOD I’M DYING HAHAHAHAHA

PLEASE DO YOURSELF THE FAVOR OF LISTENING TO THIS TREASURE

I have no words

OH MY! WHAT MAGIC IS THIS?!?!?

Bahahahahaha

(via patrickdempseys)

momazhari:

burn-down-the-world:

This was the single funniest thing I have ever seen a president do.

I’M STILL LAUGHING.

I will never not reblog this.

image

Let’s all take a moment to remember that Obama actually fucking did this omg

Bahahahaha

(via doctrspaceman)

wanted to look hot ‘cause I sat next to Messina all day

Just saw the finale that I’ve basically been yearning for

(Source: martin-stilinski, via andysmcnally)

“Marry someone who lets you have a bite of their brownie, even when you said you weren’t hungry. Marry someone who laughs at the same things you do. Marry someone who kisses your nose on a cold day. Marry someone who you can watch Disney movies with. Marry someone who is proud of you whether you earn £5 a week or £5,000 a week. Marry someone who you can tell everything to. Marry someone who isn’t afraid or embarrassed to hold your hand in public. Marry someone who lets you take over when decorating a cake. Marry someone who you can spend the day in Ikea with without feeling stressed. Marry someone who wraps you up inside their coat in the winter. Marry someone who accepts your fears and phobias. Marry someone who gives you butterflies every time you hear their key in the door. Marry someone who you don’t always have to shave your legs for. Marry someone who accepts you all day every day, even when you don’t look or feel your best. Marry someone who puts three sugars in your tea, despite telling them “just the two”. Marry someone who doesn’t judge you when you eat your body weight in cookies. Marry someone who doesn’t make you want to check your phone, because you know they will reply. Marry someone who waits with you to get on the train. Marry someone who understands that you need to be alone sometimes. Marry someone who gets on well with your parents and isn’t uptight about family events. Marry someone who calms you down when you get mad about stupid stuff, and never tells you it’s “only stupid stuff”. Marry someone who makes you want to be a better person. Marry someone who makes you laugh. Marry someone who you love. Marry your soulmate, your lover, your best friend.”

(via forever-and-alwayss)

holy shit. this is perfect.

(via misstatianac)

(Source: these-greatexpectations, via lezbromance)